High above a sunny beach lived five of the cheekiest seagulls you could imagine. These five feathered friends were always up to something silly! One bright morning, after gobbling up all sorts of strange treats, they decided to have a contest: who could manage to pooh on a human first?

The first seagull, named [Speedy](H2GWRJVR), was confident he could do it the fastest. 'Watch this!' he squawked, swooping down and letting out a big, stinky splat. But oh no! It missed everything and landed on the ground with a loud plop. The others roared with laughter.

Next came [Louie](2K66X9MP), who was smaller but braver. With a flutter of his wings, he zoomed down and aimed for a nearby house, but oh dear—it splattered on Grandma's window! As Grandma came out shaking her walking stick, the other seagulls burst into more laughter.

The third seagull, [Chippy](Z3QFYCGB), came up with a plan. He dashed low over the sandy beach and released his 'gift'... SPLAT! It landed right between two sunbathers. 'HA! So close!' he squawked as the others doubled up in laughter.

Seagull number four, [Benny](G35X3H3F), was sure he could win. He aimed at a boy licking an ice cream cone, but plop! The poop hit the top of the ice cream instead. 'Ewww!' shouted the boy as the seagulls laughed so hard one nearly fell from the sky.

Finally, the last seagull, [Pip](7JZMHYKX), had his turn. He perched on the roof of the ice cream shop and waited. Just then, a bald man stepped out holding his ice cream. With one mighty push... SPLAT! Right on the shiny top of his head. The seagulls laughed so hard they tumbled and flipped in the air.

As the bald man patted his head in confusion, everyone around burst into giggles. The seagulls flapped about, crowing with pride. Though none could really agree who won the contest, one thing was clear: they all had the best day... being their funny, naughty selves.

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