Hi! I'm [Wiley](J4YD9ZLM), and I'm four years old. One sunny morning, while playing with my toys, [Nonno](6YVDBSPH) called out to me.

[Nonno](6YVDBSPH) said, 'Oh dear, don't go near [Nanna](LCQF9V34), she's having a cow.' I wondered, when did [Nanna](LCQF9V34) last go to a farm?

'She must have eaten lots of dairy products,' I thought out loud, imagining [Nanna](LCQF9V34) surrounded by milk, cheese, and butter.

'No, don't be silly,' chuckled [Nonno](6YVDBSPH). 'Having a cow means she's upset.'

I asked, 'What is [Nanna](LCQF9V34) upset about?'

'Well,' explained [Nonno](6YVDBSPH), 'when she got up this morning, she hit her big toe on the leg of the bed.'

'Then she lost her glasses and bumped her head on the bathroom door,' continued [Nonno](6YVDBSPH).

'Later, she put on her dress on backwards,' chuckled [Nonno](6YVDBSPH).

'And now she can't find her bottle of wine, which I hid under the sofa,' [Nonno](6YVDBSPH) whispered with a wink.

And that's why [Nanna](LCQF9V34) is having a cow. But don't worry, I'll help her find it and make her smile again.